i miss the generations when a guy had to ask a girl out by asking her parents, where a girl could just be beautiful in a tshirt, where bubonic plagues decimated villages across europe and left a third of the population dead. reblog if u agree
*During sex, I suddenly stopped and didn’t move* Her: “What are you doing?” Me: “Hush bitch, I seen this on Pornhub, its called Buffering. Lol I would kill my husbAnd
I hate when celebrities go on TV & tell us to donate to a charity.. Bitch you make 10 million to blink, YOU donate.
When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now that I’m older, I only want to be drunker.